I knew I’d be irresistibly compelled to draw tiny princes after watching so much Adventure Time, but then I ended up dreaming about them too. Here are some pictures based on the dream:
Tiny Prince Wesley battles a Storm Dragon to save the Cloudy Citadel.
Previously in my dream TPW visited the Cloud Princess in his dream ship because she had invited him and his trusty companion, Hop, to tea. It was rainbow tea, and in order to get to the rainbow tea party, we had to travel on a sleigh pulled by a team….you guys. A team. Of cloud bunnies. We zoomed over cloud drifts. It was awesome.
Scar, the amazingly scrummy and glamorous fetish model who you may have seen out and about on the interwebs at some point in your sexy-lady-picture harvests, has a shop for tiny hats. The most. Amazing. Tinyhats. They are expensive! But deliriously fun to look at! If you are more in the way of disposable income than myself, you may even wish to purchase one! Go forth and haberdash. <3
I went to a party. I came dressed as a prince, complete with a crown. We played truth or dare. I was told repeatedly by a beautiful, shy girl with dark eyes that she loved my vocabulary. We had tea, then ate a steak, nachos, and a monstrous cake made of lady fingers and chocolate, then spanked and snogged everyone in the room. There were two enormous bunnies in the parlor. Real actual bunnies. I woke up sandwiched between an adorable trans woman and an Asian Adonis.