I AM BACK
AND I HAVE BOUGHT
Or those pills that are all diaphanous and buoyant like little feathery corks in your mouth
if I had to save myself from drowning with this pill that’d be grand, but I would actually like to swallow it?
but no it just cheerfully floats away and sticks to your uvula and dissolves slowly into a foul-tasting mush while choking you.